January 15
Crew evaluation responses and what they REALLY mean!
AVERAGE: Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
EXCEPTIONALLY WELL QUALIFIED: Has committed no major blunders that we know of to date.
ACTIVE SOCIALLY: Alcoholic.
ZEALOUS ATTITUDE: Too opinionated.
CHARACTER ABOVE REPROACH: Still one-step ahead of the law for now.
QUICK THINKING: Always offers plausible excuses for his errors.
TAKES PRIDE IN WORK: Conceited.
TAKES ADVANTAGE OF EVERY OPPERTUNITY TO PROGRESS: Buys me drinks.
TACTFUL IN DEALING WITH SUPERIORS: Knows when to keep his mouth shut.
APPROACHES DIFFICULT PROBLEMS WITH LOGIC: Delegates.
NOT A DESK PERSON: Really thick.
EXPRESSES SELF WELL: Can string more than two sentences together in one go.
SPENDS EXTRA HOURS ON THE JOB: Miserable home life – Wife screwing everyone.
METICULOUS IN ATTENTION TO DETAIL: A real pain in the arse.
DEMONSTRATES QUALITIES OF LEADERSHIP: Should keep his mouth shut more.
MAINTAINS PROFESSIONAL ATTITUDE: Arsehole.
KEEN SENSE OF HUMOR: Knows lots of dirty jokes.
STRONG ADHERENCE TO PRINCIPLES: Can't be bribed with drink.
SLIGHTLY BELOW AVERAGE: Stupid.
OF GREAT VALUE TO THE ORGANIZATION: Turns up on time usually.
ALERT TO ALL DEVELOPMENTS: Crew room gossip.
HARD WORKER: Usually does it the hard way and the wrong way.
ENJOYS WORK: Needs to be given more to do.
HAPPY: Delusional.
COMPETENT: Is still able to get work done if hungover.
CONSULTS WITH COMMANDING OFFICER OFTEN: Crawler.
WILL GO FAR: Relative to me of course!
SHOULD GO FAR: As far away as possible.
VERY CREATIVE: Always finds reasons for not having done things.
USES RESOURSES WELL: Can fix things with string and glue.
DESERVES PROMOTION: He's looking over my shoulder as I'm writing.
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