The Cast in order of Apperance: 

The Network's Anchor

American Former 2-star General

Ex-Delta Force Officer

Former CIA Agent

oh yes....and the guy they wish they hadn't asked....

British Ex22 Regiment 

Footage of iraqis giving themselves up.

Anchor: We have no verification as of yet if they are British or American troops taking these POW's

Yank1: Only Americans wear boots like that, they're American.

Yank 2: I agree, and they appear to have American camouflage jackets.

Yank 3: I'm not so sure, there's not enough up-close detail to tell 100%, we'd need some close images to tell make of boots and jackets etc. and maybe also by the shape of their kevlar headgear.

Ex22 man: What? Call yourselves experts? Since when did US forces use an SA80 as a standard issue rifle? Their DPM's can be bought as can boots so you're chasing rainbows if you want to identify them from their clothes.

Anchor: I think you're right.

Ex22 man: Of course I'm bloody right! Any one with half a brain and very basic military training worth their salt should be able to identify a British soldier by his rifle! Not to mention the fact they're covering all points properly, not shouting "woo yeah!" randomly, and haven't raised a flag in direct contravention with orders.

 At this point everything goes deafeningly silent - one of the yanks walks off stage tearing his mic off, while the other two sit looking at their navels.

Anchor: I think we can safely say the soldiers on your screen are British. Now for these messages.....

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Laugh? I nearly wet myself! See just sometimes insomnia and a passion for watching complete and utter shite on the TV pay off!

Spectators cheered as entire Cambodian Midget Fighting League (CMFL) squared off against an African Lion

Tickets had been sold-out three weeks before the much anticipated fight, which took palce in the city of Kampong Chhnang.

 The fight was slated when an angry fan contested Yang Sihamoni, President of the CMFL , claiming that one lion could defeat his entire league of 42 miniature fighters.

Sihamoni takes great pride in the league he helped create, as was conveyed in his recent dvertising campign for the CMFL that stated his midgets will "...take on anything; man, beast, or machine."

This campaign is believed to be what sparked the undisclosed fan to challenge the entire league to fight a lion; a challenge that Sihamoni readily accepted.

An African Lion was shipped to centrally located Kampong Chhnang especially for the event, which took place last Saturday, April 30, 2005 in the city's coliseum.

The Cambodian Government allowed the fight to take place, under the condition that they receive a 50% commission on each ticket sold, and that no cameras be allowed in the arena.

The fight was over in only 12 minutes, after which 28 fighters were declared dead, while the other 14 suffered severe injuries including broken bones and lost limbs, rendering them unable to fight back.

Sihamoni was quoted before the fight stating that he felt since his fighters out-numbered the lion 42:1, that they "...could out-wit and out-muscle [it]."

Unfortuntely he was wrong.

*Warning this story may in fact be complete bollocks but then again...life is stranger than fiction and often funnier. You decide.