The Ground Rules on here are very simple boys and girls - there are only four so shouldn't be too hard for you to remember.

1. All comments/trackbacks to be written in ENGLISH - if you do not have the time to type words in full I would question whether you have the time to be commenting at all - Anything written in acronyms (look it up in a dictionary if you don't know and while you are there look up how you spell - you, for, mate, great etc. - and no before you think you've just come up with a great comeback - etc. is an abbreviation not an acronym - you will find they are quite different things so I suggest you look those up too fuckwit), text-speak or computer-speak or even pathetic attempts at adding an "ethnic" sound to language will quite simply not be published. Yes I am a fucking language snob - you are quite right and very proud of it. I have no time for iliterate wankers, mind you I don't have much time for literate wankers either but they are slightly more tolerable. Oh! Before some smart arse out there goes through this and picks out spelling mistakes of which I am sure there are many - I make no apologies for the fact that my spelling is appalling - I am not dyslexic, not even slightly - I just have never learnt to spell properly but then these are my Ground Rules so sue me (For all litigious [look it up] types don't get hopeful! There is nothing you can sue me for just yet so it looks like you'll be living in that trailer with Billy Bob for a little longer).

2. Ground Rule 1. does not apply to me. Not fair? Awaaaah! Neither is life - get over it.

3. Ground Rules are subject to amendment and/or change at any time without the need for warning or explaination. Any complaints can be sent to Icouldnotcareless@stopwastingmytime.com (and no that is not a real address eejit - in fact if you just even considered writing to that address you should probably leave now before you embarrass yourself further.)

4. Other than Rules 1., 2., and 3., there are no other Ground Rules.

 

I hope I have made myself clear - thank you for your attention. You are now free to wander off and explore the rest of the page.