21 May
And now for something completely different....
St. Peter is standing at the Pearly Gates one day when up walks a group of 40 scousers.
St. Peter tells them that there isn't enough room for them all and goes off to ask God which ones he should let in.
"Pick the 10 most righteous. They shall enter Heaven!" says God.
Ten minutes later Peter comes back to God,"They're gone!" he exclaims.
"What? all 40?" says God.
"Not the scousers" says Peter "The fucking gates!"
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